20:50 <@k2iw> ah ok
20:50 <@k2iw> you have satisfied my curiosity
20:50 <@k2iw> thank
20:50 <@k2iw> i owe you one stupid question about my job that id usuallyf ind annoying
20:50 <@k2iw> oooo thats neat
20:50 <+shotgunmoose> I'll settle for a winadmin story
20:51 <@k2iw> well, I got two from today I suppose
20:51  * shotgunmoose sits for storytime
20:51 <@k2iw> i dont like them but you would enjoy them
20:51 <@k2iw> the channel liked them
20:51 <@k2iw> Cory even texted Toby about it
20:51 <@k2iw> Well, I waddled into his office this morning to hand him a writeup over other nonsense and he sharted during the convo
20:51 <@k2iw> wetly and loudly
20:52 <@k2iw> i only suspected at the time, but was waiting for him to leave his office and waddle around to see if he did
20:52 <@k2iw> and around lunch time.... yes, he had sharted and i could see it on his pants
20:52 <+n8rga> i gotta tell my wife about the sharting thing.  she will find in funny
20:52 <@k2iw> so I sent him home to change. Told him he needs to come back, but he can stop to pickup food for lunch
20:53 <@k2iw> so before the sharing incident, our department secretary shared a "happy coffee day! heres places nearby that have free/discounted coffee today! :D :D :D" nonsense in the random slack channel
20:53 <@k2iw> *before the sharting
20:54 <@k2iw> and winadmin always thinks those are directed only to him, and his idea of polite banter is insulting the secretary
20:54 <@k2iw> so complained about how he prefers tea, and that she misspelled dunkin doughnuts wrong
20:54 <@k2iw> and thats when he learned this exists
20:54 <@k2iw> https://www.duckdonuts.com/
20:55 <@qrm> "Local Donut Shop | Duck Donuts" — From sweet to savory and everything in between, Duck Donuts has something for everyone. Customize your selection and we’ll make it fresh to order. Stop by our donut shop today!
20:55 <@k2iw> so when he finally comes back with different pants, he is carrying two boxes
20:55 <@k2iw> one had 4 of these "sandwhiches" https://d2nmqj11l1ij0u.cloudfront.net//cms/thumbnails/00/550x550/images/Maple-Drizzle-and-Chopped-Bacon-2022[1].png
20:56 <@k2iw> and the other had doughnuts
20:56 <@k2iw> mostly these
20:56 <@k2iw> https://d2nmqj11l1ij0u.cloudfront.net//cms/thumbnails/00/550x550/images/menu-items/donuts/maple-bacon.png
20:56 <@k2iw> keep in mind he is a 500lb diabetic
20:57 <@k2iw> and he is happily ranting about bacon while eating them as I bring him cleaning supplies to sanitize his chair
20:57 <@k2iw> so that was the most interesting incident he did today
20:57 <@k2iw> but not only did he eat all of that, 2 hours ago he texted me a picture of another dozen doughnuts, he went back for dinner
20:57 <@k2iw> have I provided a good enough story?
20:58 <+shotgunmoose> 1. what was writeup about?2. did secretary complain about his behavior (or at least note it)?3. those sandwiches look delicious
20:58 <@N0AW> holy sht
20:58 <+shotgunmoose> and 4. how the fuck is winadmin still employed?
20:58 <@k2iw> uhhh he has used up all his sick days and keeps taking them
20:58 <@k2iw> keep in mind we get like a month of pto
20:58 <@k2iw> so its not like he has to take sick days to do other stuff as a day off
20:58 <@k2iw> 4: idk dude
20:58 <@k2iw> im so done
20:59 <+shotgunmoose> are you his direct supervisor or what is the chain of command?
20:59 <@k2iw> im direct
20:59 <@k2iw> i have power to terminate, but my CTO has told me not to do so
20:59 <@k2iw> soooo
20:59 <@k2iw> one day i just may
21:00 < Waldstein> the hire/fire power
21:00 <@k2iw> anyhow, you are caught up